i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
I’m not like other girls. I’m male
We drank green margaritas, danced with sweet senoritas, and we all went home as winners of a kind.
You said “i guarantee we’ll have more fun, drink till the moon becomes the sun, and in the taxi home i’ll sing you a triffids song!”
i dont know what just happened but im glad this guy just found his happy place
me and cornflakes
i want what he’s on